she looked like the before picture.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
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The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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