So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
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sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
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he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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