I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
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the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
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I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Randomize