That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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