i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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