Don't you send me to vm
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
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If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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