hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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