you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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