how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
