The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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She just used a chaser for red wine.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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