do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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