just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
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Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
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Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?