I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
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They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
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I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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