In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
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I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
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We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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