Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Randomize
