I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
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Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
false alarm, still single
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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