Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
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Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
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No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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