And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
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I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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