Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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