Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I've blown a few things in my day
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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