I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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