Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
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We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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