I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
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Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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