I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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