# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Come share oat with me in your robe
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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