he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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