nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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