I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
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I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
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Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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