sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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