The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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