Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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