I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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