Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
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The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
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Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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