Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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