So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
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My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
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You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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