that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
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How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
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He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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