how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
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Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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