"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
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I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
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"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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