He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
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he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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