Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Randomize