every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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