that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?