Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.