He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I can text with my tongue
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
It's just like the Real World with babies
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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