yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
love makes seman taste better
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arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
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What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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