I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
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Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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