Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
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I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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