Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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