Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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