I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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