it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
