$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
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watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
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I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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