You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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