Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
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Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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