I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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