Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I fill condoms, not promises.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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