Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
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I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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